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Ponds 5 months 2 days ago #285187

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Joe Tempesta wrote: Definitely Youngman: "take my wife please." One of my favorite Youngman lines: " an auto mechanic went to a psychiatrist's office, and the psychiatrist said, ' get UNDER the couch.' "


Lol!

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Ponds 5 months 2 days ago #285189

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RedStormRising2 wrote:

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austour wrote: Take my assistant coach, please!


Luv that one, Austour! Thanks man.


Not trying to be a jerk or anything, but someone on redmen.com informed me (years ago) that 'take my wife, please' was actually Henny Youngman and not Rodney Dangerfield.

So I youtubed some of Henny Youngman's routines and it was certainly worth it.


Yeah, well . . . . phail.

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Ponds 5 months 2 days ago #285190

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Since this thread has devolved into a discussion of old comedians, watch this

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Ponds 5 months 2 days ago #285198

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simplyred wrote: Since this thread has devolved into a discussion of old comedians, watch this


But we digress!:P
Didn't you guys read the freaking rules???:silly:
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Ponds 5 months 2 days ago #285201

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I challenge anyone to come up with an original thought about Ponds, the pre-draft process, and where we will be if he doesn’t return.

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Ponds 5 months 2 days ago #285202

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simplyred wrote: I challenge anyone to come up with an original thought about Ponds, the pre-draft process, and where we will be if he doesn’t return.


That was discussed in the first 3 pages. We are now in the twilight zone.
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Ponds 5 months 2 days ago #285204

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simplyred wrote: I challenge anyone to come up with an original thought about Ponds, the pre-draft process, and where we will be if he doesn’t return.


If Ponds doesn't return, I'll be forced to pay off my annual "better big east team" bet with my family of seton hall fans for what seems like the millionth straight year.

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Ponds 5 months 2 days ago #285211

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Class of 72 wrote:

we are sju wrote: BTW
Forget people being rude in posts to one another. If someone does not know who Rodney Dangerfield is they should immediately be banned. Age is no excuse either.

Lol!
A recent expose here in New York showed that "bullying" is at an all time high in senior citizens centers. Age is no excuse for bullying.;)


So, are you the bully or the bullied?:silly: :oops: :woohoo: :whistle:
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Ponds 5 months 2 days ago #285223

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Furthering the interesting point that NBA scouts are more sophisticated than stat sheet readers, here are 2018 stats for two Big East players. Player "A" was not invited to the NBA combine and is projected to go undrafted. Player "B" got a combine invite and is projected to be a top 20 selection.

Player A: 19.5 Pts. / 5.6 Reb / 2.6 Assists

Player B: 15.5 Pts. / 4.2 Reb / 2.8 Assists

*Players are Trevon Bluiett and Khyri Thomas.
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Ponds 5 months 2 days ago #285224

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OhioFan wrote:

Class of 72 wrote:

we are sju wrote: BTW
Forget people being rude in posts to one another. If someone does not know who Rodney Dangerfield is they should immediately be banned. Age is no excuse either.

Lol!
A recent expose here in New York showed that "bullying" is at an all time high in senior citizens centers. Age is no excuse for bullying.;)


So, are you the bully or the bullied?:silly: :oops: :woohoo: :whistle:


Ha, Ha Rich! It is a true story that was in news here in NYC. I am guilty of being a Ballbrecher but I don't bully, except for the Al Bovino's of the world.:P
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